Originally from a 2001 ESPN.com column and later reprinted in Hunter S. Thompson's Hey Rube:
Saturday has never been kind or forgiving to these people. They are taught all their lives that Saturday night is when even fools can cut loose and take risks that would be out of the question on any other night: get drunk, shoot guns, dance naked in public parks, or even crouch in your basement and hack into the Pentagon database. . . .
If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late Show at the Too Much Fun Club.
Tags: Hunter S. Thompson, Hey Rube, Saturday Night