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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Quote of the Day | April 24, 2008: A Confederacy of Dunces

John Kennedy Toole's posthumous novel, A Confederacy of Dunces, was published some 11 years after his suicide with the help of writer Walker Percy and Toole's mother. It became a cult classic almost instantly because of its protagonist Ignatius Reilly, "without progenitor in any literature I know of -- slob extraordinary, a mad Oliver Hardy, a fat Don Quixote, a perverse Thomas Aquinas rolled into one -- who is in violent revolt against the entire modern age."

To quote Percy again, "Toole's greatest achievement is Ignatius Reilly himself, intellectual, ideologue, deadbeat, goof-off, glutton, who should repel the reader with his gargantuan bloats, his thunderous contempt and one-man war against everybody -- Freud, homosexuals, heterosexuals, Protestants, and the assorted excesses of modern times."

A short example from early in the novel where a Barney Fife-like police officer aims to arrest Ignatius after a department store incident:

"How old is he?" the policeman asked Mrs. Reilly

"I am thirty," Ignatius said condescendingly.

"You got a job?"

"Ignatius hasta help me at home," Mrs. Reilly said. Her initial courage was failing a little, and she began to twist the lute string with the cord on the cake boxes. "I got terrible arthritis."

"I dust a bit," Ignatius told the policeman. "In addition, I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."


Tags: John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

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