Welcome to the "Original" Dynasty Rankings Fantasy Football Blog

This blog was born out of a Dynasty Rankings thread originally begun in October, 2006 at the Footballguys.com message boards. The rankings in that thread and the ensuing wall-to-wall discussion of player values and dynasty league strategy took on a life of its own at over 275 pages and 700,000 page views. The result is what you see in the sidebar under "Updated Positional Rankings": a comprehensive ranking of dynasty league fantasy football players by position on a tiered, weighted scale. In the tradition of the original footballguys.com Dynasty Rankings thread, intelligent debate is welcome and encouraged.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Sons of the Tundra Dynasty League Mock Draft

OK, it's time for some mock-ery. Here are there rules:

I'm going to write up a mock Dynasty league startup draft as if I was playing the role of all 12 owners. The goal was to create a Top-200 list regardless of position, and this was only way to accomplish that while keeping me entertained.

Scoring = 6 pts per rush/receiving TD, 4 pts per pass TD, 1 pt per 10 yards rushing/receiving, 1 pt per 25 yards passing, 0.5 pts per reception for RB/WR and 1 pt per reception for TE.

Starting lineup = 1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, 1K, 1D


1. Sons of the Tundra - ADRIAN PETERSON, RB, MIN
2. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - LARRY FITZGERALD, WR, ARI
3. Schefter's Golden Boys - CALVIN JOHNSON, WR, DET
4. Mort's Misfires - MAURICE JONES-DREW, RB, JAX
5. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - ANDRE JOHNSON, WR, HOU
6. Lomardi's Lamentations - STEVEN JACKSON, RB, STL
7. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - PEYTON MANNING, QB, IND
8. Werder's Impeccable Sources - CHRIS JOHNSON, RB, TEN
9. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - DREW BREES, QB, NO
10. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - FRANK GORE, RB, SF
11. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MICHAEL TURNER, RB, ATL
12. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JAY CUTLER, QB, DEN

13. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - DEANGELO WILLIAMS, RB, CAR
14. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MATT FORTE, RB, CHI
15. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - GREG JENNINGS, WR, GB
16. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - MARSHAWN LYNCH, RB, BUF
17. Werder's Impeccable Sources - STEVE SMITH, WR, CAR
18. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - REGGIE WAYNE, WR, IND
19. Lomardi's Lamentations - MATT RYAN, QB, ATL
20. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - MARION BARBER, RB, DAL
21. Mort's Misfires - RANDY MOSS, WR, NE
22. Schefter's Golden Boys - BRANDON MARSHALL, WR, DEN
23. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - BRIAN WESTBROOK, RB, PHI
24. Sons of the Tundra - TOM BRADY, QB, NE

25. Sons of the Tundra - DWAYNE BOWE, WR, KC
26. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - RONNIE BROWN, RB, MIA
27. Schefter's Golden Boys - BRANDON JACOBS, RB, NYG
28. Mort's Misfires - RODDY WHITE, WR, ATL
29. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - CLINTON PORTIS, RB, WAS
30. Lomardi's Lamentations - ANQUAN BOLDIN, WR, ARI
31. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JONATHAN STEWART, RB, CAR
32. Werder's Impeccable Sources - AARON RODGERS, QB, GB
33. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - MARQUES COLSTON, WR, NO
34. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - PHILIP RIVERS, QB, SD
35. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TONY ROMO, QB, DAL
36. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - DARREN MCFADDEN, RB, OAK

37. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JASON WITTEN, TE, DAL
38. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - BRAYLON EDWARDS, WR, CLE
39. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - PIERRE THOMAS, RB, NO
40. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - STEVE SLATON, RB, HOU
41. Werder's Impeccable Sources - REGGIE BUSH, RB, NO
42. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - LADAINIAN TOMLINSON, RB, SD
43. Lomardi's Lamentations - KEVIN SMITH, RB, DET
44. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - BEN ROETHLISBERGER, QB, PIT
45. Mort's Misfires - MATT SCHAUB, QB, HOU
46. Schefter's Golden Boys - ANTONIO GATES, TE, SD
47. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - EDDIE ROYAL, WR, DEN
48. Sons of the Tundra - WES WELKER, WR, NE

49. Sons of the Tundra - TERRELL OWENS, WR, DAL
50. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - KELLEN WINSLOW, TE, CLE
51. Schefter's Golden Boys - JOSEPH ADDAI, RB, IND
52. Mort's Misfires - RYAN GRANT, RB, GB
53. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - LEE EVANS, WR, BUF
54. Lomardi's Lamentations - SANTONIO HOLMES, WR, PIT
55. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - T.J. HOUSHMANDZADEH, WR, CIN
56. Werder's Impeccable Sources - VINCENT JACKSON, WR, SD
57. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - DALLAS CLARK, TE, IND
58. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - ANTONIO BRYANT, WR, TB
59. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - ANTHONY GONZALEZ, WR, IND
60. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - SANTANA MOSS, WR, WAS

61. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JERRICHO COTCHERY, WR, NYJ
62. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - ROY WILLIAMS, WR, DAL
63. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - TONY GONZALEZ, TE, KC
64. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - CHAD OCHO CINCO, WR, CIN
65. Werder's Impeccable Sources - RASHARD MENDENHALL, RB, PIT
66. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - LARRY JOHNSON, RB, KC
67. Lomardi's Lamentations - DESEAN JACKSON, WR, PHI
68. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - FELIX JONES, RB, DAL
69. Mort's Misfires - CHRIS COOLEY, TE, WAS
70. Schefter's Golden Boys - KURT WARNER, QB, ARI
71. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - DONOVAN MCNABB, QB, PHI
72. Sons of the Tundra - RAY RICE, RB, BAL

73. Sons of the Tundra - WILLIS MCGAHEE, RB, BAL
74. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - BERNARD BERRIAN, WR, MIN
75. Schefter's Golden Boys - CARSON PALMER, QB, CIN
76. Mort's Misfires - HINES WARD, WR, PIT
77. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - OWEN DANIELS, TE, HOU
78. Lomardi's Lamentations - DUSTIN KELLER, TE, NYJ
79. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - TONY SCHEFFLER, TE, DEN
80. Werder's Impeccable Sources - ZACH MILLER, TE, OAK
81. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - TORRY HOLT, WR, STL
82. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - LAVERANUES COLES, WR, NYJ
83. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - GREG OLSEN, TE, CHI
84. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - WILLIE PARKER, RB, PIT

85. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - LANCE MOORE, WR, NO
86. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TEN GINN, WR, MIA
87. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - THOMAS JONES, RB, NYJ
88. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - DONNIE AVERY, WR, STL
89. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MATT JONES, WR, JAX
90. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JOSH MORGAN, WR, SF
91. Lomardi's Lamentations - DERRICK WARD, RB, NYG
92. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - DONALD DRIVER, WR, GB
93. Mort's Misfires - LAURENCE MARONEY, RB, NE
94. Schefter's Golden Boys - CHRIS CHAMBERS, WR, SD
95. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - ELI MANNING, QB, NYG
96. Sons of the Tundra - JOHN CARLSON, TE, SEA

97. Sons of the Tundra - LERON MCCLAIN, RB, BAL
98. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JAMAAL CHARLES, RB, KC
99. Schefter's Golden Boys - DERRICK MASON, WR, BAL
100. Mort's Misfires - DARREN SPROLES, RB, SD
101. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - TASHARD CHOICE, RB, DAL
102. Lomardi's Lamentations - AHMAD BRADSHAW, RB, NYG
103. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - DEION BRANCH, WR, SEA
104. Werder's Impeccable Sources - SIDNEY RICE, WR, MIN
105. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - CEDRIC BENSON, RB, CIN
106. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - HEATH MILLER, TE, PIT
107. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - JEREMY SHOCKEY, TE, NO
108. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - PLAXICO BURRESS, WR, NYG

109. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - MICHAEL BUSH, RB, OAK
110. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - JERIOUS NORWOOD, RB, ATL
111. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - KEVIN CURTIS, WR, PHI
112. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - STEVE BREASTON, WR, ARI
113. Werder's Impeccable Sources - LENDALE WHITE, RB, TEN
114. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - DEVIN HESTER, WR, CHI
115. Lomardi's Lamentations - JAMES JONES, WR, GB
116. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - MATT HASSELBECK, QB, SEA
117. Mort's Misfires - JOE FLACCO, QB, BAL
118. Schefter's Golden Boys - EARNEST GRAHAM, RB, TB
119. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - MARK CLAYTON, WR, BAL
120. Sons of the Tundra - KEVIN WALTER, WR, HOU

121. Sons of the Tundra - MATT CASSEL, QB, NE
122. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - LEON WASHINGTON, RB, NYJ
123. Schefter's Golden Boys - JAMAL LEWIS, RB, CLE
124. Mort's Misfires - DOMENIK HIXON, WR, NYG
125. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - JORDY Nelson, WR, GB
126. Lomardi's Lamentations - DAVID GARRARD, QB, JAX
127. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JUSTIN GAGE, WR, TEN
128. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MARVIN HARRISON, WR, IND
129. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - FRED JACKSON, RB, BUF
130. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - BRADY QUINN, QB, CLE
131. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TRENT EDWARDS, QB, BUF
132. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - ROBERT MEACHEM, WR, NO

133. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JASON CAMPBELL, QB, WAS
134. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - STEELERS DEF, D, PIT
135. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - LIMAS SWEED, WR, PIT
136. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - JAMARCUS RUSSELL, QB, OAK
137. Werder's Impeccable Sources - BRENT CELEK, TE, PHI
138. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - CHAD HENNE, QB, MIA
139. Lomardi's Lamentations - NATE BURLESON, WR, SEA
140. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - RYAN TORAIN, RB, DEN
141. Mort's Misfires - BRANDON JACKSON, RB, GB
142. Schefter's Golden Boys - DEVIN THOMAS, WR, WAS
143. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - GIANTS DEF, D, NYG
144. Sons of the Tundra - VIKINGS DEF, D, MIN

145. Sons of the Tundra - CHESTER TAYLOR, RB, MIN
146. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - TODD HEAP, TE, BAL
147. Schefter's Golden Boys - RAVENS DEF, D, BAL
148. Mort's Misfires - TITANS DEF, D, TEN
149. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - PEYTON HILLIS, RB, DEN
150. Lomardi's Lamentations - JULIUS JONES, RB, SEA
151. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - SAMMY MORRIS, RB, NE
152. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MICHAEL VICK, QB, ATL
153. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - JASON HILL, WR, SF
154. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - TIM HIGHTOWER, RB, ARI
155. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - RICKY WILLIAMS, RB, MIA
156. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - MIKE WALKER, WR, JAX

157. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JUSTIN FARGAS, RB, OAK
158. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MALCOLM KELLY, WR, WAS
159. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - KEVIN JONES, RB, CHI
160. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - SHAUN HILL, QB, SF
161. Werder's Impeccable Sources - KYLE ORTON, QB, CHI
162. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - EAGLES DEF, D, PHI
163. Lomardi's Lamentations - BEARS DEF, D, CHI
164. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - LADELL BETTS, RB, WAS
165. Mort's Misfires - STEVE SMITH, WR, NYG
166. Schefter's Golden Boys - MATT LEINART, QB, ARI
167. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JOHNNIE LEE HIGGINS, WR, OAK
168. Sons of the Tundra - VINCE YOUNG, QB, TEN

169. Sons of the Tundra - VERNON DAVIS, TE, SF
170. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JEROME HARRISON, RB, CLE
171. Schefter's Golden Boys - DOMINIC RHODES, RB, IND
172. Mort's Misfires - FRED TAYLOR, RB, JAX
173. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - DAVONE BESS, WR, MIA
174. Lomardi's Lamentations - DANNY WARE, RB, NYG
175. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - LAMONT JORDAN, RB, NE
176. Werder's Impeccable Sources - PATRIOTS DEF, D, NE
177. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - MARCEDES LEWIS, TE, JAX
178. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - PACKERS DEF, D, GB
179. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TYLER THIGPEN, QB, KC
180. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JETS DEF, D, NYJ

181. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JAKE DELHOMME, QB, CAR
182. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MAURICE MORRIS, RB, SEA
183. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - MARK BRADLEY, WR, KC
184. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - COWBOYS DEF, D, DAL
185. Werder's Impeccable Sources - STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI, K, NE
186. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - KEVIN BOSS, TE, NYG
187. Lomardi's Lamentations - JAMES HARD, WR, BUF
188. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - BUCCANEERS DEF, D, TB
189. Mort's Misfires - CHAD PENNINGTON, QB, MIA
190. Schefter's Golden Boys - ISAAC BRUCE, WR, SF
191. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - KEVIN KOLB, QB, PHI
192. Sons of the Tundra - EARLY DOUCET, WR, ARI

193. Sons of the Tundra - MARIO MANNINGHAM, WR, NYG
194. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - ANDRE CALDWELL, WR, CIN
195. Schefter's Golden Boys - MIKE HART, RB, IND
196. Mort's Misfires - BEN WATSON, TE, NE
197. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - VISANTHE SHIANCOE, TE, MIN
198. Lomardi's Lamentations - BO SCAIFE, TE, TEN
199. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - DEREK ANDERSON, QB, CLE
200. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MEWELDE MOORE, RB, PIT
201. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - XAVIER OMON, RB, BUF
202. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - MARC BULGER, QB, STL
203. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MUHSIN MUHAMMAD, WR, CAR
204. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - ANTHONY FASANO, TE, MIA

205. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - NATE KAEDING, K, SD
206. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - ADAM VINATIERI, K, IND
207. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - ROB BIRONAS, K, TEN
208. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - GARRETT HARTLEY, K, NO
209. Werder's Impeccable Sources - JOEY GALLOWAY, WR, TB
210. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JOHN KASAY, K, CAR
211. Lomardi's Lamentations - TARVARIS JACKSON, QB, MIN
212. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - BYRON LEFTWICH, QB, PIT
213. Mort's Misfires - NICK FOLK, K, DAL
214. Schefter's Golden Boys - DONALD LEE, TE, GB
215. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JEFF REED, K, PIT
216. Sons of the Tundra - RYAN LONGWELL, K, MIN

217. Sons of the Tundra - GREG CAMARILLO, WR, MIA
218. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JEROME SIMPSON, WR, CIN
219. Schefter's Golden Boys - JASON ELAM, K, ATL
220. Mort's Misfires - JACOBY JONES, WR, HOU
221. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - KRIS BROWN, K, HOU
222. Lomardi's Lamentations - NEIL RACKERS, K, ARI
223. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - KERRY COLLINS, QB, TEN
224. Werder's Impeccable Sources - AHMAN GREEN, RB, UFA
225. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - BILLS DEF, D, BUF
226. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - WARRICK DUNN, RB, TB
227. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - JEFF GARCIA, QB, UFA
228. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - LAURENT ROBINSON, WR, ATL

1 comment:

Jesse said...

It makes me feel good to see that I have numbers 1, 2, 3, 11, and 12 from your mock draft to anchor my ppr dynasty team that is rolling into it's third year.