Sons of the Tundra Dynasty League Mock Draft

OK, it's time for some mock-ery. Here are there rules:

I'm going to write up a mock Dynasty league startup draft as if I was playing the role of all 12 owners. The goal was to create a Top-200 list regardless of position, and this was only way to accomplish that while keeping me entertained.

Scoring = 6 pts per rush/receiving TD, 4 pts per pass TD, 1 pt per 10 yards rushing/receiving, 1 pt per 25 yards passing, 0.5 pts per reception for RB/WR and 1 pt per reception for TE.

Starting lineup = 1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, 1K, 1D


1. Sons of the Tundra - ADRIAN PETERSON, RB, MIN
2. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - LARRY FITZGERALD, WR, ARI
3. Schefter's Golden Boys - CALVIN JOHNSON, WR, DET
4. Mort's Misfires - MAURICE JONES-DREW, RB, JAX
5. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - ANDRE JOHNSON, WR, HOU
6. Lomardi's Lamentations - STEVEN JACKSON, RB, STL
7. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - PEYTON MANNING, QB, IND
8. Werder's Impeccable Sources - CHRIS JOHNSON, RB, TEN
9. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - DREW BREES, QB, NO
10. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - FRANK GORE, RB, SF
11. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MICHAEL TURNER, RB, ATL
12. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JAY CUTLER, QB, DEN

13. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - DEANGELO WILLIAMS, RB, CAR
14. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MATT FORTE, RB, CHI
15. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - GREG JENNINGS, WR, GB
16. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - MARSHAWN LYNCH, RB, BUF
17. Werder's Impeccable Sources - STEVE SMITH, WR, CAR
18. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - REGGIE WAYNE, WR, IND
19. Lomardi's Lamentations - MATT RYAN, QB, ATL
20. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - MARION BARBER, RB, DAL
21. Mort's Misfires - RANDY MOSS, WR, NE
22. Schefter's Golden Boys - BRANDON MARSHALL, WR, DEN
23. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - BRIAN WESTBROOK, RB, PHI
24. Sons of the Tundra - TOM BRADY, QB, NE

25. Sons of the Tundra - DWAYNE BOWE, WR, KC
26. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - RONNIE BROWN, RB, MIA
27. Schefter's Golden Boys - BRANDON JACOBS, RB, NYG
28. Mort's Misfires - RODDY WHITE, WR, ATL
29. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - CLINTON PORTIS, RB, WAS
30. Lomardi's Lamentations - ANQUAN BOLDIN, WR, ARI
31. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JONATHAN STEWART, RB, CAR
32. Werder's Impeccable Sources - AARON RODGERS, QB, GB
33. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - MARQUES COLSTON, WR, NO
34. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - PHILIP RIVERS, QB, SD
35. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TONY ROMO, QB, DAL
36. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - DARREN MCFADDEN, RB, OAK

37. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JASON WITTEN, TE, DAL
38. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - BRAYLON EDWARDS, WR, CLE
39. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - PIERRE THOMAS, RB, NO
40. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - STEVE SLATON, RB, HOU
41. Werder's Impeccable Sources - REGGIE BUSH, RB, NO
42. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - LADAINIAN TOMLINSON, RB, SD
43. Lomardi's Lamentations - KEVIN SMITH, RB, DET
44. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - BEN ROETHLISBERGER, QB, PIT
45. Mort's Misfires - MATT SCHAUB, QB, HOU
46. Schefter's Golden Boys - ANTONIO GATES, TE, SD
47. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - EDDIE ROYAL, WR, DEN
48. Sons of the Tundra - WES WELKER, WR, NE

49. Sons of the Tundra - TERRELL OWENS, WR, DAL
50. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - KELLEN WINSLOW, TE, CLE
51. Schefter's Golden Boys - JOSEPH ADDAI, RB, IND
52. Mort's Misfires - RYAN GRANT, RB, GB
53. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - LEE EVANS, WR, BUF
54. Lomardi's Lamentations - SANTONIO HOLMES, WR, PIT
55. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - T.J. HOUSHMANDZADEH, WR, CIN
56. Werder's Impeccable Sources - VINCENT JACKSON, WR, SD
57. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - DALLAS CLARK, TE, IND
58. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - ANTONIO BRYANT, WR, TB
59. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - ANTHONY GONZALEZ, WR, IND
60. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - SANTANA MOSS, WR, WAS

61. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JERRICHO COTCHERY, WR, NYJ
62. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - ROY WILLIAMS, WR, DAL
63. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - TONY GONZALEZ, TE, KC
64. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - CHAD OCHO CINCO, WR, CIN
65. Werder's Impeccable Sources - RASHARD MENDENHALL, RB, PIT
66. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - LARRY JOHNSON, RB, KC
67. Lomardi's Lamentations - DESEAN JACKSON, WR, PHI
68. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - FELIX JONES, RB, DAL
69. Mort's Misfires - CHRIS COOLEY, TE, WAS
70. Schefter's Golden Boys - KURT WARNER, QB, ARI
71. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - DONOVAN MCNABB, QB, PHI
72. Sons of the Tundra - RAY RICE, RB, BAL

73. Sons of the Tundra - WILLIS MCGAHEE, RB, BAL
74. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - BERNARD BERRIAN, WR, MIN
75. Schefter's Golden Boys - CARSON PALMER, QB, CIN
76. Mort's Misfires - HINES WARD, WR, PIT
77. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - OWEN DANIELS, TE, HOU
78. Lomardi's Lamentations - DUSTIN KELLER, TE, NYJ
79. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - TONY SCHEFFLER, TE, DEN
80. Werder's Impeccable Sources - ZACH MILLER, TE, OAK
81. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - TORRY HOLT, WR, STL
82. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - LAVERANUES COLES, WR, NYJ
83. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - GREG OLSEN, TE, CHI
84. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - WILLIE PARKER, RB, PIT

85. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - LANCE MOORE, WR, NO
86. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TEN GINN, WR, MIA
87. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - THOMAS JONES, RB, NYJ
88. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - DONNIE AVERY, WR, STL
89. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MATT JONES, WR, JAX
90. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JOSH MORGAN, WR, SF
91. Lomardi's Lamentations - DERRICK WARD, RB, NYG
92. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - DONALD DRIVER, WR, GB
93. Mort's Misfires - LAURENCE MARONEY, RB, NE
94. Schefter's Golden Boys - CHRIS CHAMBERS, WR, SD
95. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - ELI MANNING, QB, NYG
96. Sons of the Tundra - JOHN CARLSON, TE, SEA

97. Sons of the Tundra - LERON MCCLAIN, RB, BAL
98. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JAMAAL CHARLES, RB, KC
99. Schefter's Golden Boys - DERRICK MASON, WR, BAL
100. Mort's Misfires - DARREN SPROLES, RB, SD
101. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - TASHARD CHOICE, RB, DAL
102. Lomardi's Lamentations - AHMAD BRADSHAW, RB, NYG
103. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - DEION BRANCH, WR, SEA
104. Werder's Impeccable Sources - SIDNEY RICE, WR, MIN
105. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - CEDRIC BENSON, RB, CIN
106. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - HEATH MILLER, TE, PIT
107. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - JEREMY SHOCKEY, TE, NO
108. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - PLAXICO BURRESS, WR, NYG

109. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - MICHAEL BUSH, RB, OAK
110. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - JERIOUS NORWOOD, RB, ATL
111. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - KEVIN CURTIS, WR, PHI
112. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - STEVE BREASTON, WR, ARI
113. Werder's Impeccable Sources - LENDALE WHITE, RB, TEN
114. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - DEVIN HESTER, WR, CHI
115. Lomardi's Lamentations - JAMES JONES, WR, GB
116. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - MATT HASSELBECK, QB, SEA
117. Mort's Misfires - JOE FLACCO, QB, BAL
118. Schefter's Golden Boys - EARNEST GRAHAM, RB, TB
119. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - MARK CLAYTON, WR, BAL
120. Sons of the Tundra - KEVIN WALTER, WR, HOU

121. Sons of the Tundra - MATT CASSEL, QB, NE
122. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - LEON WASHINGTON, RB, NYJ
123. Schefter's Golden Boys - JAMAL LEWIS, RB, CLE
124. Mort's Misfires - DOMENIK HIXON, WR, NYG
125. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - JORDY Nelson, WR, GB
126. Lomardi's Lamentations - DAVID GARRARD, QB, JAX
127. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JUSTIN GAGE, WR, TEN
128. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MARVIN HARRISON, WR, IND
129. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - FRED JACKSON, RB, BUF
130. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - BRADY QUINN, QB, CLE
131. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TRENT EDWARDS, QB, BUF
132. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - ROBERT MEACHEM, WR, NO

133. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JASON CAMPBELL, QB, WAS
134. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - STEELERS DEF, D, PIT
135. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - LIMAS SWEED, WR, PIT
136. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - JAMARCUS RUSSELL, QB, OAK
137. Werder's Impeccable Sources - BRENT CELEK, TE, PHI
138. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - CHAD HENNE, QB, MIA
139. Lomardi's Lamentations - NATE BURLESON, WR, SEA
140. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - RYAN TORAIN, RB, DEN
141. Mort's Misfires - BRANDON JACKSON, RB, GB
142. Schefter's Golden Boys - DEVIN THOMAS, WR, WAS
143. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - GIANTS DEF, D, NYG
144. Sons of the Tundra - VIKINGS DEF, D, MIN

145. Sons of the Tundra - CHESTER TAYLOR, RB, MIN
146. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - TODD HEAP, TE, BAL
147. Schefter's Golden Boys - RAVENS DEF, D, BAL
148. Mort's Misfires - TITANS DEF, D, TEN
149. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - PEYTON HILLIS, RB, DEN
150. Lomardi's Lamentations - JULIUS JONES, RB, SEA
151. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - SAMMY MORRIS, RB, NE
152. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MICHAEL VICK, QB, ATL
153. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - JASON HILL, WR, SF
154. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - TIM HIGHTOWER, RB, ARI
155. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - RICKY WILLIAMS, RB, MIA
156. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - MIKE WALKER, WR, JAX

157. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JUSTIN FARGAS, RB, OAK
158. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MALCOLM KELLY, WR, WAS
159. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - KEVIN JONES, RB, CHI
160. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - SHAUN HILL, QB, SF
161. Werder's Impeccable Sources - KYLE ORTON, QB, CHI
162. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - EAGLES DEF, D, PHI
163. Lomardi's Lamentations - BEARS DEF, D, CHI
164. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - LADELL BETTS, RB, WAS
165. Mort's Misfires - STEVE SMITH, WR, NYG
166. Schefter's Golden Boys - MATT LEINART, QB, ARI
167. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JOHNNIE LEE HIGGINS, WR, OAK
168. Sons of the Tundra - VINCE YOUNG, QB, TEN

169. Sons of the Tundra - VERNON DAVIS, TE, SF
170. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JEROME HARRISON, RB, CLE
171. Schefter's Golden Boys - DOMINIC RHODES, RB, IND
172. Mort's Misfires - FRED TAYLOR, RB, JAX
173. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - DAVONE BESS, WR, MIA
174. Lomardi's Lamentations - DANNY WARE, RB, NYG
175. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - LAMONT JORDAN, RB, NE
176. Werder's Impeccable Sources - PATRIOTS DEF, D, NE
177. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - MARCEDES LEWIS, TE, JAX
178. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - PACKERS DEF, D, GB
179. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - TYLER THIGPEN, QB, KC
180. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JETS DEF, D, NYJ

181. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - JAKE DELHOMME, QB, CAR
182. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MAURICE MORRIS, RB, SEA
183. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - MARK BRADLEY, WR, KC
184. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - COWBOYS DEF, D, DAL
185. Werder's Impeccable Sources - STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI, K, NE
186. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - KEVIN BOSS, TE, NYG
187. Lomardi's Lamentations - JAMES HARD, WR, BUF
188. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - BUCCANEERS DEF, D, TB
189. Mort's Misfires - CHAD PENNINGTON, QB, MIA
190. Schefter's Golden Boys - ISAAC BRUCE, WR, SF
191. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - KEVIN KOLB, QB, PHI
192. Sons of the Tundra - EARLY DOUCET, WR, ARI

193. Sons of the Tundra - MARIO MANNINGHAM, WR, NYG
194. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - ANDRE CALDWELL, WR, CIN
195. Schefter's Golden Boys - MIKE HART, RB, IND
196. Mort's Misfires - BEN WATSON, TE, NE
197. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - VISANTHE SHIANCOE, TE, MIN
198. Lomardi's Lamentations - BO SCAIFE, TE, TEN
199. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - DEREK ANDERSON, QB, CLE
200. Werder's Impeccable Sources - MEWELDE MOORE, RB, PIT
201. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - XAVIER OMON, RB, BUF
202. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - MARC BULGER, QB, STL
203. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - MUHSIN MUHAMMAD, WR, CAR
204. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - ANTHONY FASANO, TE, MIA

205. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - NATE KAEDING, K, SD
206. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - ADAM VINATIERI, K, IND
207. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - ROB BIRONAS, K, TEN
208. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - GARRETT HARTLEY, K, NO
209. Werder's Impeccable Sources - JOEY GALLOWAY, WR, TB
210. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - JOHN KASAY, K, CAR
211. Lomardi's Lamentations - TARVARIS JACKSON, QB, MIN
212. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - BYRON LEFTWICH, QB, PIT
213. Mort's Misfires - NICK FOLK, K, DAL
214. Schefter's Golden Boys - DONALD LEE, TE, GB
215. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JEFF REED, K, PIT
216. Sons of the Tundra - RYAN LONGWELL, K, MIN

217. Sons of the Tundra - GREG CAMARILLO, WR, MIA
218. Peter King's Fatuous Coffee Nerds - JEROME SIMPSON, WR, CIN
219. Schefter's Golden Boys - JASON ELAM, K, ATL
220. Mort's Misfires - JACOBY JONES, WR, HOU
221. Clayton's Pencil Neck Geeks - KRIS BROWN, K, HOU
222. Lomardi's Lamentations - NEIL RACKERS, K, ARI
223. Glazer's Jock Sniffers - KERRY COLLINS, QB, TEN
224. Werder's Impeccable Sources - AHMAN GREEN, RB, UFA
225. Salisbury's Misplaced Super-Ego - BILLS DEF, D, BUF
226. Berman's Blowhard Casanovas - WARRICK DUNN, RB, TB
227. Sal Paol's Cocksure Parochialists - JEFF GARCIA, QB, UFA
228. Goodell's Habitual Line-Steppers - LAURENT ROBINSON, WR, ATL